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Alistair Tries to Be Festive (Parody)
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"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" Parody Dragon Age Style
Alistair Tries to Be Festive
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
With the banns all rebelling
And Arl Eamon telling you, "Kingship is your right!"
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
It is such perfect weather for strife
With those assassinations and sad disagreements
Leading to attempts on our lives
It is such perfect weather for strife
There'll be villages roasting
Fine cheeses for toasting
Finding the Urn in the snow
There'll be Wilds Witch stories
And tales of the glories of
Grey Wardens long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
There'll be much dragon-slaying
And we will be praying
When the Archdemon is near
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
There'll be villages roasting
Fine cheeses for toasting
Finding the Urn in the snow
There'll be Wilds Witch stories
And tales of the glories of
Grey Wardens long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
There'll be much dragon-slaying
And we will be praying
When the Archdemon is near
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight!
Alistair Tries to Be Festive
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
With the banns all rebelling
And Arl Eamon telling you, "Kingship is your right!"
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
It is such perfect weather for strife
With those assassinations and sad disagreements
Leading to attempts on our lives
It is such perfect weather for strife
There'll be villages roasting
Fine cheeses for toasting
Finding the Urn in the snow
There'll be Wilds Witch stories
And tales of the glories of
Grey Wardens long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
There'll be much dragon-slaying
And we will be praying
When the Archdemon is near
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
There'll be villages roasting
Fine cheeses for toasting
Finding the Urn in the snow
There'll be Wilds Witch stories
And tales of the glories of
Grey Wardens long, long ago
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight
There'll be much dragon-slaying
And we will be praying
When the Archdemon is near
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the Blight!
Merry Christmas, WorldChibi! 
So, here we have a parody of the late Andy Williams's "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". Please keep in mind that this was done in the course of two to three hours, and the majority of that time was after 12 AM last night (this morning?). It's so last minute because for weeks I had an idea for a Dragon Age Origins short story all lined up for WorldChibi's present, but then I heard the song on the radio and just couldn't help myself. I could edit it before midnight and still get it up before Christmas...but that would probably end in the whole thing being deleted and started over. Putting it up now seems safer.
For anyone who's like me and gets impatient after trying to guess or just doesn't feel like guessing, this is supposed to be from the perspective of Alistair from Dragon Age Origins! Yay! You have no idea how much I wanted to put in "swooping is bad". D:
Hey...first deviation. Christmas miracles are like ninjas.
Dragon Age: Origins belongs to Bioware.
Alistair belongs to Bioware.
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is originally by Andy Williams, whose tragic death occurred this year. R.I.P.
I want to put a link to the original song, but I don't know how... D:
Happy holidays!
So, here we have a parody of the late Andy Williams's "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". Please keep in mind that this was done in the course of two to three hours, and the majority of that time was after 12 AM last night (this morning?). It's so last minute because for weeks I had an idea for a Dragon Age Origins short story all lined up for WorldChibi's present, but then I heard the song on the radio and just couldn't help myself. I could edit it before midnight and still get it up before Christmas...but that would probably end in the whole thing being deleted and started over. Putting it up now seems safer.
For anyone who's like me and gets impatient after trying to guess or just doesn't feel like guessing, this is supposed to be from the perspective of Alistair from Dragon Age Origins!
Yay! You have no idea how much I wanted to put in "swooping is bad". D:Hey...first deviation. Christmas miracles are like ninjas.
Dragon Age: Origins belongs to Bioware.
Alistair belongs to Bioware.
"It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" is originally by Andy Williams, whose tragic death occurred this year. R.I.P.
I want to put a link to the original song, but I don't know how... D:
Happy holidays!
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